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Cairo leaned out the drive-thru window, bent slightly at the waist. "Here's your change, ma'am," he smiled pleasantly, looking past the woman in the car. He didn't like making direct eye contact with customers. It was too awkward. "Thanks, hun!" The woman smiled back and drove away. Snapped to attention, Cairo narrowed his eyes and followed the proceeding car with a smouldering anger. He knew the "hun" was directed at his body, not him personally.
"I'm a boy today," he said to no one in particular, casting his gaze down. Of course, there was nothing to see but the black of his uniform. Slouching his shoulders, he tried to peer over the curve
MANLY HygieneThey really, really work at making sure there's femininity in this 'feminine hygiene' shit. I mean, it's never just pads or a cup. It's always DIVA pads, MOON cup, LUNA sponges. Like, I dunno, I'm some lovely moon goddess while I hemorrhage from places unmentionable.
We butchies require a new kind of blood catcher. And so I propose we call it: MANLY HYGIENE.
That's right folks. No more Diva pads or Mooncups for you! You get Man Pads or Jock Cups, 100% guaranteed to punch you in the face.
None of this perfumed goddess nonsense! We're soldiers, goddamn it! Wounded on the great uterine battlefield! But because we're tough and manly, we soldie
The Gated Trans CommunityI hate the concept of identity as gated community.
I've been seeing this in trans circles lately, this idea that you can't just have anybody identifying as trans, or the next thing you know, the bums will take over the whole neighborhood! You'll have those giggly yaoi fangirls who want to be bishounen because bishounen are hawt, and those creepy guys who want to be girls just so they can have sex with lesbians, and they will poison the community.
To which I wonder, poison with what? I'm serious here, how exactly will they harm the community?
If they're creepy, fetishistic people, well, that's certainly not a province solely for the cis.
Because boys don't cryYou brought him into this world. You gave him name, you raised him. Unfortunately he wasn't born with a penis, or a flat chest. You didn't give him a masculine name, and you raised him in pink shirts and button shoes. He liked girls, as most boys do, but you gave him hell for it. You wanted him to end up with another man. For years, years he stayed up late wishing he was perfect just for you. Just for you Ma... If Ma was happy, he was happy. He wanted to like boys, he wanted to kiss them and try to like it. That didn't work, and it still doesn't.
But you're all right with it now.. Your 'little girl' likes girls, and you're a 'supporting' mot
NICK'S TFP FANFICTION, BY NICKTHIS IS MY FIRST FIC, CRITIQUE WELCOME
Ratchet is at his science table, feverishly writing down Science on a Science Notepad
"What are you working on, old friend" asked Optimus
"Oh, I'm just trying to work out these equations…" replied Ratchet
"…these equations for HOW TO SUCK EVERY ROBOT DICK ON EARTH" he continued, fixing Optimus with an intense stare
Optimus remained silent.
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